Hello World.
(A computer-book told me that's how to start a web page).
Rate your name. That's what this will do.

It is exceedingly simple:
  • Step 1: Enter your first and/or last name(s).
  • Step 2: Rate 3 other names.
  • Step 3: Is not really a step. It shows you how other people rated your name.
If you for some reason can't figure that out, or if you have various comments and suggestions about how I could improve this site and therefore your life, email webmaster@howsmy.name.

If you're one of those paranoid people who's Petarded enough to think that entering your full name into a computer will instantly result in your identity being stolen: you are wrong. Just don't enter your social security number like a fool and you should be fine.

(In other words: This web site only collects names for the sake of rating them. We don't even know who you are; there's more than one [your name] in this world, remember. Unless your name is something like Varakid Maserblazer Abracadabra. Then everyone will know it's you and you're screwed).

This site has: No spyware. No pop-ups. Genealogy! Wooo! Wait.

Enter Your Name:
Step 1 of 3

First name:
Last name: